itsamale-duck:

b: where are you going?
q: i’m going home, warbler.
b: oh, jesus, my head…
q: there’s an aspirin on the night table.
b: hm, thanks. so, the last night was pretty crazy, huh?
q: yeah, rachel was completely drunk!
b: i wasn’t talking about rachel, fabray…
q: you’re an idiot.
b: that’s not what you said last night…
q: stop it!
b: that’s not what you said last night…
q: i really hate you right now.
b: oh, don’t hate me. we had fun!
q: i was so drunk!
b: i was so drunk that i told finn that i would fuck you!
q: you what?!
b: i… well, i was drunk and horny and you’re hot and stuff…
q: blaine…
b: hum?
q: you are gay, for gods sake!
b: i know but… you were checking up on me too!
q: what?!
b: i saw your face when i kissed rachel. you were checking up on me, quinn.
q: yeah, right. i was checking up on you because i love to check up on gay guys. awesome, right?
b: you were checking up on me because when  i was checking up on you, you were checking up on me. then i kissed rachel and you checked up on me again. i know this because i was checking up on you when you were checking up on me. get it?
q: …
b: …
q: you’re an annoying hobbit, blaine warbler.